Another Beautiful Translation of Music

March 19th, 2009

In the future, the music will make you dance… no, really, it will MAKE you dance. Honestly, I love this experiential idea that you feel the music and move to a choreographed musical design. Can you imagine body suits that choreograph hundreds or thousands all to perform the same movement all over the world at the same time… to music?

I also love how the guy in the top right keeps smiling and the guy in the lower right is just trying to endure it.


From the awesome folks at Pink Tentacle.

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One of the Reasons Why I am the Misanthope I am Today

March 15th, 2009

The Israelis want to sell Hindi missile systems. So… they went to Bollywood. I think they stole the song from a condom ad.


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Good to See Depeche Mode is Still Great when they’re Wrong

March 7th, 2009

Depeche Mode - “Wrong” (official music video)

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Looking for a Few Good Artists - Warren Ellis’ Form a Band… Repost

March 4th, 2009

OK, a while back Warren Ellis told a bunch of people to “FORM a BAND.”

I’m gonna quote him in full here:

Warren Ellis via Bad Signal, “Building the Imperfect Beast,” 08-12-2008

Okay, I’m pretty sure I did do this last year, but I
think it’s reconfigured in my head since then. So.

What you need is one writer and three artists.
Essentially, you decide to Form A Band.

And you decide up front that all the money from
the anthology comic is divided 4 ways equally.
This is for simplicity’s sake — people argue this
point with me all the time, but I have had
publishers say to my face that they avoid
anthologies, especially creator-owned ones,
because THE SUMS ARE TOO HARD. Keep
it simple. 25% for everybody.

What you’re going to do, you see, is one writer
writing three serials for three artists.

You’re doing a two-dollar book. That’s FELL format.
A 24pp unit, all on the same paperstock, including
covers. “Guts” of 20pp, with the “cover”, constituting
4pp, wrapped around it, yes?

Three 6pp episodes is 18 pages. Your cover and
inside front cover for indicia etc are 2pp. So that
leaves you 4pp, including the back cover, to play
with. Use them to interleave the serials, use them
as backmatter, let the artists take turns doing
full-page pieces, whatever.

The cover art is a rotating job between the three
artists.

Collect it every six months as a 128pp book (therefore
still splitting everything four ways) or collect each
serial on its own as best fitting (each book therefore
splitting 50/50). (As is blatantly obvious, but people
like to ask these questions instead of thinking for
themselves.)

Go and do it. I need something to read.

Form a band, boys and girls. Form a band.

OK, let’s look at the hurdles
1) I had to form a company so that my ass isn’t too liable as a self-publisher,
2) I had to create a legal agreement,
3) I’ve had to recruit artists (which I did find one - he’s great to work with, top notch.)
4) Some serious bitterness on my behalf, but oddly… I’m better for it. I’m a hell of a lot happier in this last six months.

Oh yeah, and I had to write the scripts because that is what I want to do, y’know, write stories. As opposed to be a publisher.

It’s six months later and I’m looking at now 5 finished scripts, one in final-final, four in finished draft stages, a ton of undeveloped ideas, and no artists on the horizons.

So, I’m putting this out to twitter-verse, and facebook, and all the other places once again.

I’m looking for few good artists. Actually, I’m looking for two good artists who will commit to the project. I know that royalty projects are difficult, but if you’re wanting to break in, and you love comics, here’s an opportunity for you. Please forward to any artists you know.

For us to shop this story, an artist needs to commit to the following:
1) Character Design - based on my descriptions, you will design the main characters of the story.
2) The first 5-6 pages of the story so that we can shop it to publishers. No page rate will be paid for these first few pages.

Legal Agreement Abridged
You and I co-own the characters. I own story. You own the character designs (what they look like) and receive royalties based on that design. If a different artist comes in later and redesigns the characters, you will still receive a smaller royalty amount for ownership. The story and characters are completely licensed to Heresy Research Labs to be repped - in short, HRL’s job is to get others to license and print the comics.

Here’s the detailed license. Feel free to print out and take to a lawyer.

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New IP: The Organ Grinders

February 15th, 2009

Body parts in 30 minutes or your organs free.

So, I’ve been finishing up the Gotham Killfiles, the story that will forever go up on the shelf until I’m rich and powerful. I needed to write Killfiles because it was pushing on my frontal cortex until I just got it out of the way. I’m waiting on some research books to be delivered and stumbled across a couple of concepts that made me think of a new IP.

The first idea came from China, where they’ve decided, in the interest of efficiency, to create buses which roam the vast China lands performing state executions. They’ve forty of these buses. They harvest the organs, because that’s legal in China. Hell, it’s a growth industry.

Chinese Extermination Buses... Started giving me the ideas.

All your organs belong to Usszzss
I knew this was going to harm my brain. There’s nothing inherently wrong with executions - we got 6.6 billion people and a few more dead wont really make an impact. I’m looking at the long term here, of course. By executing those deemed culturally offensive, we will cull the society challenging by reinforcing the gene and meme pool that supports the monolithic governments. The only choice would be to drop out of that society (”go underground”) or to establish a mimicry survival trait.

Coral Snake Non Poisionous Mimic

This Darwinistic cultural war will give rise to subcultures competing for memetic resources, that is to say, people. What kind of laws would make it necessary to allow for

Don’t click on me
And humans became a demonstrably provable viral medium this week. In Twitter, the “DON’T CLICK” url caused many twitters to propagate itself. Humans, by seeing a “Don’t Click” immediately clicked. And pending on the circumstances, then spread the virus itself. Lots of people have willingly participated viral bombs, but this was a pure infologic transmission that used our infovore brains against us.

And then I found Buck Angel, which is a transman with a porn agenda.

The intersection of these events will become The Organ Grinders, a tale of black markets, after market parts and pieces, and a disturbing poke in the eye… but we’ll see. All I know is I’ve got pages of notes and ideas that are bugging the shit out of me on a St. Valentine’s Night.

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I AM 80% IRON MAN

February 13th, 2009
Your results:
I AM Iron Man
Inventor. Businessman. Genius.

So, these ask a bunch-of-questions-we’ll-classify-you quizzes says a lot about net-humanity. First, I had no idea that I had ANYTHING to do with Wonder Woman. As a superhero character, I’ve never identified with her, no more than I did with Rosie the Riveter. Except that Rosie was American. WW aint American.

How can I be 50% Bats and 50% Peter Parker? I mean… they are the anti-thesis. Am I Bi-Heroic?

Why am I Tony Stark first and then Hal Jordan? Would it be that Stark has a high asshole factor, or that I’m less fearless than Jordan? Maybe it’s because I’m 10% more afraid of Yellow and 10% more alcoholic?

(With a strange amount of HTML whitespace today. Hmmm. WTF?)


























Iron Man
80%
Green Lantern
70%
Hulk
65%
Robin
62%
Supergirl
60%
The Flash
60%
Catwoman
60%
Wonder Woman
55%
Spider-Man
50%
Batman
50%
Superman
35%

Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test
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Arcanopocrypha: Page One

February 7th, 2009

Here’s the world wide premier of the first page of my first comic.

Click to view in Detail
Arcanopocrypha Page 1 the journey box
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Best. Ad Placement. Evar.

January 19th, 2009

Found over at GeekAreSexy.com, don’t watch unless you’ve watched the latest Battlestar Galactica.


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Wook at da Funny Wickle Bawloons! With Outtakes… Oh, yeah…

January 18th, 2009

Finally, the internet allows condom sellers to actually market them correctly. Get your durex on, baby!


Outtake 1


Outtake 2


Three Outtakes! HA HA HA!


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This Week’s Inspirational Video

January 11th, 2009

I’ve been sending this to everyone I know. It’s put me in the perfect mindset to write Gotham Killfiles.


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