Take a woman to the movie that’s busting down metaphorical doors and getting rave reviews, the CHILDREN OF MEN, starring the really cool dude from the BMW commercials, the best of which is Star, where Madonna gets her ass handed to her.

Now, guys, I just watched that link on YouTube and had more fun in that five minutes than the entire hour plus of Children of Men. It’s not because I didn’t like watching a beautiful woman (and excellent actress who played Ki), or Michael (”pull my finger” - damn, that character was good), or Clive do the “I’m the hero” schtick.

I didn’t like it because the methaphor - the fact that religion and nationalism is for small minded people and that small mindedness is killing our babies (”what about the babies?”) - is slathered on like mushrooms and brown sauce on chicken fried steak. And then on more about how the children are used as political weapons. And then how some religions are just for the weak - weak in will, weak in mind. And how the religion of peace is violent - More Jihadsploitation.

The movies wants us to stop polluting. Stop fighting. And Bow to our children. Procreate for the GOOD of all things!

I guarantee - if you take a woman who has any biological ticking… in the end, after the explosions and the hero getting what all good heroes get in the end, You’re in like Flynn. So find those women and take them to the movies - and think about the Baaaaaabies!