The people at Deep Fried have discovered the truth! I knew there was a reason I hated tykes.

Your zogglings are evil… they drain the life force of their you until they are plump and ready to disperse spores, which grow and feed on your precious bodily fluids. To prevent their ear-bleeding screechings, you have to placate them with bright shiny petroleum goods, further draining our earth’s precious black resources.

*ahem*

Just… check your spinal fluid levels… that’s all I’m saying.